carpe-lucas-dear:

kaits a fag lol

Thanks Kerrie. Thanks.

forever-a-trenchcoat:

actuallybatman:

iphone420:

How does it make you feel to know your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow

even though i know it wont work, i’m now sitting here trying to touch my elbows and i look like this

#suddenly im a velociraptor

(Source: sidnugget, via carpe-lucas-dear)

  • Niall: I just wanna say a massive thank you!
  • Me: Here we go again.
Penis

zaynspersonalbodyinspector:

om1ditsbra:

(Source: louistomlinsonv)

  • Me: *Turns on the radio and Moments is on* Oh my god-- Don't wanna be seen--
  • Husband: Babe.
  • Me: Don't wanna be without you!! My judgements clouded--!!
  • Husband: Babe, wait--
  • Me: Like tonights sky--!
  • Husband: WAIT, WAIT! DON'T SING MY SOLO. I want to hear what I sounded like then.
The boys blood types.
  • Liam: AB.
  • Louis: O.
  • Niall: A.
  • Harry: B.
  • Zayn: B.
  • directioners just reached a new level of creepiness...
  • this is awkward because i dont even know my own blood type o_o
  • ^ me either
  • ^^ dont know mine either tbh.
  • but now i want to know mine so i can know who i match i mean what
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